Well I certainly moved up in the ranks after this guy XD
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:
I'd be really paranoid with this guy stalking me all the time.
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
I bet I'm really static after a snuggle With Jolteon XD
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:
That's ok, I don't like cheesecake anyways.
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:
That's why it smelled so nice 0w0
12. This Pokémon banged your mom:Beedrill
Ouch, I think she ended up in hospital after that fling x.x
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants:
Looks at Ho-oh, then Lugia. "You know, my nest is big enough for three"
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
I don't like sunflowers
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
We've been friends since we were babies, now we're secretly pirates!
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:
He ends up lulling himself to sleep.
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
I love snakes and reptiles!
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
I bet drilling holes will be painful.
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day:
I sleep well when I dream of Articuno.
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved
21. This Pokémon watches you sleep:
I feel safe with her around.
22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:Rapidash
I feel very protected with Rapidash around, plus its free transport XD
23. This Pokémon won't rest until it has a lock of your hair to cherish forever:Pidgeot
"Watch the beak!"
24. This Pokémon will be there for you when you need it:Stantler
He's a very good listener
25. These Pokémon want to form a band with you (generate 3 here):Charizard
The arrogant and over-confident of us XD
The leader, who's also very short-tempered lol.
The one who makes sure we're all right, and does all the speeches XD
Pokemon generator here > randompokemon.com/
I tag fiesoke